Sad News.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Jim found this online, is this hilarious or what? Who comes up with this stuff, and what sort of influence were they under?
1 comment:
I have read this before and I agree. Who has the time, imagination and influences to write this??
So we totally loved talking with you guys the other night. I feel like my mom when we closed the building down. We always had to wait for her to finish talking. Anyway, Logan and I would love to have you guys over sometime, so I will call you and invite you guys over. We are really bad at this so don't be surprised if it takes awhile....
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